i went to the annie leibowitz exhibit a few months back and saw demi moore's boobs. naked with nipples included.
the photograph was taken as part of the set of her nude pregnant shots for vanity fair. and maybe because she was preggers, her boobs were droopy and unattractive and not full and perky like you'd expect a celeb to be endowed with.

see, even celebrities are not immune to the cruelties of nature- how much less are we mere mortals???

and the other day i saw a colleague of mine and thought to myself- hmm, she looks like she put on some weight.
two weeks later i thought- wow she really let herself go- look at that tummy!
then i thought- hmm... maybe she's pregnant? i decided to ask someone at work who was close to her.
"hey, is Y pregnant?"
nick: "yeah!? like for four months now!! what- you think she just really PORKED up??"
"haha... erm"

pregnancy is not really beautiful i fear.