how would you like being pistachio?

so one time we were walking home from the gym and this lady walks past fede and brushes her hand up his crotch. i was walking behind talking on the phone so i didn't notice and get up and slap her across her face.

as we were walking up the stairs i mope about why he ALWAYS gets the attention and no guys ever tickles my behind as i walk by (not that i really want that of course) and he explained it oh so diplomatically using the analogy of ice cream (because i can obviously relate better):

you are like pistachio you know? so good but not everyone likes pistachio.
i am like chocolate. everyone likes chocolate- few people you meet will not like chocolate ice cream.
but pistachio...pistachio is one of those flavours... not as many people may like pistachio, but the ones that do LOVE it.
chocolate is so generic, but pistachio is unique and special.

i guess maybe i like being pistachio then. and i know lynette LOVES it too (pistachio flavour from ciao bella that is). ;)